F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.
by Sexydimma December 15, 2022
The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.
by Sexydimma December 13, 2022
(n) When a man makes love to the grave of a lost lover in the rain, he is getting his mud nutt.
I.e. Saltburn funeral scene
I.e. Saltburn funeral scene
Man 1: I’m supposed to visit my late wife tomorrow, but I’m afraid it’s going to rain.
Man 2: What!?! That’s good news! Bring some towels… you’re about to get your first mud nutt!!
I’m going to my late lovers grave because I gotta get that mud nutt.
Man 2: What!?! That’s good news! Bring some towels… you’re about to get your first mud nutt!!
I’m going to my late lovers grave because I gotta get that mud nutt.
by ShhhlyKat January 08, 2024
by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 09, 2021
When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.
by Muddyme December 09, 2023
Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
by Boss de la Boss March 04, 2018