23th of january

National go into isolation with your girlfriend day

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you

by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022

5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 5, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022

Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.

Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022