tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

tree hugger

Often used by me-huggers (i.e.selfish and self-centered people who refuse to care about others and the world around them) to insult those people who deeply care about the environment and the people around them. Tree-huggers love more than just themselves, As with many pejorative labels that aim to hurt and belittle others, the term tree-hugger has been proudly embraced by those who truly want to save the planet for future generations.

I am a proud Trump-voter, unlike those tree huggers in the blue states.

by MK11222 April 10, 2017

Tree Surfing

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words

i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022

Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.

“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”

by Chicathehorse March 20, 2023

Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024