Masturbating furiously
by CreativityNonexistent May 21, 2018
Get the Hitting the back of my phonemug. When you hit that good good so hard, a little bit of pee comes out. You don't feel it immediately because you're sitting down, but when you stand up that shit hits you so hard you fall and hit your head straight on the counter and shart. Common side effects are hillusinations, munchies, and loss of consciousness.
If you take the biggest hit of your life, you will most likely wake up in the morning with shit in your pants and no recollection of the previous night.
by His_Dudelyness June 2, 2015
Get the biggest hit of your lifemug. by Sym u clart November 24, 2020
Get the National hit Guy daymug. by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021
Get the Would you hit memug. N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.
reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Also Gary Bettman is not, and I repeat in vox populii NOT, part of the problem. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Also Gary Bettman is not, and I repeat in vox populii NOT, part of the problem. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma August 8, 2013
Get the z-chara board hitmug. Reee kids favorite after school snack, this word derived from ancient australian language when someone made totinos hot pizza rolls.
by ButtCheekBanger January 12, 2021
Get the totinos hit pizza rollsmug. A phrase which may be used conversationally to signal one's interest in having sex with a another person enough times to lose count.
*Attractive person walks in the door*
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!
by TechSmurf July 28, 2022
Get the I'd hit that like Chornobaivkamug.