jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.

by Todd-I July 19, 2023

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

hat on brocoli kid

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hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)

Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day

by Dave112 January 4, 2008