Fart rape

Sneaking in a silent and pungent fart, not warning the intended victim. Different than an SBD (silent but deadly) based on torturous intent.

My girl friend totally fart raped me while we were hiking. When I started gagging she just laughed.

by C H Luke November 13, 2011

Pussy Fart

Something no one talks about in public anymore

"You know what nobody talks about in public anymore, pussy farts." George Carlin

by carlinisgod July 13, 2007

cake fart

A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake

Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.

by Bleezy4sheezy August 23, 2008

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009

fart crumb

This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.

I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.

by eggjones1 August 23, 2009

Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012

fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018