Facebook Evidence 

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.

Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win

Facebook Evidence by akararules July 6, 2010

Facebook Raping 

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D

FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.

Facebook Raping by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010

facebook sick 

Someone who creates a really sick (cool) profile pic (photoshoped of course), post really sick comments, has thousands of friends that dont' know them but in person is a total loser.

I friended XXXXXX and couldn't wait to meet them in person. I stalked their profile constantly because it was facebook sick. Then, when we met, I realized I liked them better on their profile

facebook sick by kentuckyWoman September 4, 2010

Facebook bum 

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most

I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!

Facebook bum by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010

Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.

Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."

Facebook Fib by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010

Facebook Face 

The overly excited/happy expression used for all social photographs in which subjects wish to appear as though they are living a much more exciting and glamourous life than they really are (in bars, clubs, etc); comes from the knowledge that the photos will be on facebook the next day.

We sat at the bar and laughed as the 3 girls across from us squeezed together and put on their facebook faces for their drunk friend's camera phone.

Facebook Face by granola-grrrl December 9, 2010

Facebook smurfing 

Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.

Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.

Person B: You're facebook smurfing.

Facebook smurfing by Mr.Underpants December 10, 2010