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dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.
"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"
by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015
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dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself
Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.
by tj procter February 24, 2008
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Dead mans pants

Alright Andy, are youbuying those dead mans pants?" "Why not hey, don't care if they came straight of the corpse la." "But there fucking red lid!!! You look a twat
by birko23 March 26, 2011
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Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.
Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."
by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023
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Dead Kid Walking

1) a kid who barely shows emotions or who have trouble expressing them self.

2) a kid who shows either a lot of emotion or about the normal amount.

They often say unhinged or 'creepy things'. They may enjoy things such as singing, writing, digital/traditional art, or reading books and or manga. They often hyperfixate on a few things or jump between multiple fandoms weekly.
Person 1) Oh he's probably a dead kid walking...
Person 2) what makes you say that?
Person 1) he's always just sitting at the benches and reading that book.
by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022
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dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.
I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.
by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014
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