Albion College 

A midwestern institution built around academic superiority. At Albion everyone is treated with class and the utmost respect. Blah Blah Blah what really goes down at Albion you ask? Raging alcoholics, drug dealers, academic DIShonesty, shady professors, sketchy administration, ugly ass hoes, money sucking residence life, high school drop out campus safety officers, lame frat parties, shitty caf food, dumb sorority girls, ghetto people in general, dorm life until you're basically graduated, and last but not least a degree from a POS liberal arts school! Lo Triumpe bitches.

"The Albion College Advantage isn't adding two on the ten scale for females, It's getting black out enough so you forget what they look like when you wake up"

"JUDITH RULES"

Albion College by AlbionTownie April 16, 2013

Dubois College House 

One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.

Person1: Hey, where do you live?

Person2: Dubois College House.

Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.

Dubois College House by 2013quaker May 30, 2011

Eton College Christening 

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

Eton College Christening by Blobbo May 31, 2013

anatolia college 

hell

I'm probably going to anatolia college after I DIE

anatolia college by efaaefe January 8, 2018

Chaminade College School

Basically all guys stag fest sausage fest school

I go to chaminade college school

Chaminade College School by 1Shot Duke February 9, 2020

Glenroy college 

A school full of drug dealers and hot chicks!

"Ay what school do u go?"
"I go Glenroy college"
"Bro hook me up with mariam!"

Glenroy college by Hooker- dude August 20, 2020

Perth College (PC) 

After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.

David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!

Perth College (PC) by bumtownbabi November 2, 2020