crack ball stank

A phrase that encompasses how someone feels. It can be bad, good, or mad.

"A cop pulled me over today." "Crack ball stank!" -bad

"I just found $20!" "CRACK BALL STANK!" -good

"This mofo cut me off!!" "Crack ball stank!!" >=| -mad

by DaddyTrip November 14, 2010

crack-up artist

An individual who is involved in either:

1)Comedic delivery of wit in front of a small audience.

2)Regularly providing 'one-liners' with the purpose of amusement.

Anthony: Have you seen my keys Tony?

Tony the 'crack-up artist': Yes I sure have, there they are.. Not!

by Gus McLeary April 1, 2008

Ass cracks kid

those are children that stink like badussy and look ugly and cut holes in their pants to touch... ANYWAYS like so now storytime of how I found ass cracks. SOOOOOO :) I and my friend hang out with this kid right were all hanging out and he decided instead of going to the bathroom ill fart so LOUD BRO I THOUGHT THE FREAKING WORLD WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!! and his mom walks downstairs and is like why does it smell like ass cracks. I WAS SHITTING LEGOS!!! PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY I WAS DIEING AND WEASING SO HARD I COULD'NT STOP!!!

player4567:*farts cutely*
me: eww you stink like ass cracks kid
mybff: *weazing there eyes out*

by Mr.leidigh's Class December 2, 2021

butt crack soup

The mixture of sweat and cum that combines in your butt crack after having anal sex.

God, Sherry had a lot of butt crack soup after last nights session.

by Miizure October 24, 2009

sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Cracked out the wazoo

To be excessively cracked out. To be in an extreme state of being cracked out. Usually results from premature birth and/or drinking heavily the night before.

Cristina: "I wanna make babies."
Justin: "Yo, you are seriously cracked out the wazoo."

by J. Smith April 7, 2006

butt crack of America

A phrase used to describe Oklahoma.

Person 1: "Why did white people make the Native Americans move to Oklahoma?"
Person 2: "Because Oklahoma is the butt crack of America."

by Meanpie November 18, 2016