by PWcrash November 17, 2018
A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.
"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1
"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
by I-CUP April 12, 2018
1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.
I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
by jnkdmfresh December 31, 2013
The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023
When someone who “puts the owl in the bowl,” they are simply putting the owl in bowl.
This relates to the sport bowling.
This relates to the sport bowling.
by The owl in bowl February 18, 2025
When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili
Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 04, 2025
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
by The Black Russian December 14, 2018