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Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
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Andrew

This is a guy who is sweet and caring a guy who will stay up all night with you. A guy who will make/buy you things just bc he was thinking of you. This is a guy with soft brown hair and a glowing smile. He will put up with your emotions and pick you up after you trip over nothing.
People: Your dating Andrew?

Her: Yes I am

People: Your lucky I wish I had an Andrew

Her: ik
by That"short"brunette November 24, 2021
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Andy/Andrew/Drew

A guy who cant get out of anyones head
Has deep brown eyes and dimples, has a weird haircut and walks with his shoulders slumped
listens to music all the time and plays way too many games
usually high or addicted to vaping

talks very quickly and usually stumbles over his words
shy yet grounded and serious
may look 'mean or rude' as everyone expects him to be but he is probably the sweetest guy with the cutest, crooked smile ever

usually tall or at least works out
if they like you, be proud :)
person 1 : Do you know Andy/Andrew/Drew?
person 2 : Oh, yeah, ugh i heard hes MEAN.
person 1 : Tsk, dont judge a book by its cover, hes really cute btw-
person 2 : alright...but hes snappy and cusses alot
person 1 : But he cares for people and never means his harsh words :)
by tired4real27 June 5, 2024
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Andrew

An Andrew is like a love bird. The farthest and deepest you can get into love? That’s him.

Andrew’s laugh is a contagious one that spells smile backwards his smile and the thing he does with his tongue sometimes when smiling…ohmygosh
A fun-loving man that I am proud to call my own.
Oh, Andrew S? He is the love bird MASTA!
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Andrew Tate

A man who hates women so much, people are convinced he’s gay
Person: Man, Andrew Tate sure hates women. I’m actually convinced he’s gay
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Andrew Dang

Probably the smartest person on earth currently, as he still cant spell m0NESY right after 3 whole tries.
Bro, I wish I could be like a Andrew Dang. I would be smarter than everyone in this room!
by Shitloads of Godzillas June 30, 2024
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Andrew

Some kind of dingus that still live at home with mama
Nah girl, I'll pass on that one. He is a total Andrew
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