When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
by woodstock69 April 05, 2024
I had Jon's dreams last night.
by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 02, 2014
I had Jon's dreams last night.
by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 02, 2014
by Gotar February 16, 2017
To trick someone- thinking they had it like that.
To lead someone on, in an attempt to make them look or feel estupit
To lead someone on, in an attempt to make them look or feel estupit
White plumbing boss: hey do you want this copper for free scrap you cut out?
Brown slave labor: boy would I, thank you kind sir!
White plumbing boss: AH BITCH DREAMED YO AZZ THIS IS MY SCRAP!!!!
Brown slave labor: boy would I, thank you kind sir!
White plumbing boss: AH BITCH DREAMED YO AZZ THIS IS MY SCRAP!!!!
by Dat healthy brown man March 20, 2024
“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
by chiknnuggies543 March 01, 2022
When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.
See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.
by Chet Upnya July 13, 2018