top with daddy issues

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dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues

by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019

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rare grease top

A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.

Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.

by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019

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# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath

Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa

by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019

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take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

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Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.

Dude, the got some "Top of the Hill Shit" up there!

by Phillip Magically June 16, 2017

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special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

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