Tank Top Siraj

A bona fide tank top lover. The one and only tank top master. Will fucking reck anyone in his path

Wow I love Tank Top Siraj. Did you see his pecks move when someone called him shilpi?

by Meteor Jamal August 10, 2021

top with daddy issues

me

dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues

by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019

Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head

Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night

by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

boot top pussy

A vagina that looks like a old wore out boot top

Dam earl did you see that boot top pussy on that hooker?

by Jimmy dong July 14, 2019

Top of the Hill Shit

Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.

Dude, the got some "Top of the Hill Shit" up there!

by Phillip Magically June 16, 2017