Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.

Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.

"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"

by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024

Dylan Minnette Day

A singer/guitarist in an “indie” band called Wallows along side Braeden Lemasters, Cole Preston and two others. Dylan is amazing at everything tbh. He should have his own day cause he’s a cool person.

“Today is Dylan Minnette Day!!!!!😌”

by ahh_wallows January 30, 2021

dylan

a screw up

i did a dylan or wow what a dylan

by isdylanok November 10, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is the kind of guy who likes to tell you about life, and trials and tribulations that comes with it. He is philosophical by nature and likes girls who are taller than him, that means everyone. Lololololololol, guess wrote this, Mr. Huang?

Dylan is a bit of a clown

by vikramvish the cool guy also known as vikram oak (search and see for ur self) August 14, 2018