A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
by Huragok July 15, 2017
The Bear Piercing Shotgun Is the only gun that can fully pierce bears. It is highest on the gun scale meaning the only thing more powerful than a Bear Piercing Shotgun is two Bear Piercing Shotguns. The weapon has also been subject to controversy due to the fact people have been able to equip four Bear Piercing Shotguns at a time through dual wielding with both hand and shoulder mounting. It has been rumored the Bear Piercing Shotgun appears in Modern Warfare 2 after level ninety-nine and can be quadruple wielded after the tenth marksman.
by Crowtrobot December 01, 2009
A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.
by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006
the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 11, 2013
The Logy-Bear Twist is an new and exciting sexual maneuver that only experienced sexual connoisseurs should attempt to try. A bit of preparation is necessary for this move. A decent meal beforehand is not necessary but suggested. Two fingers are placed into the partners nostrils while the other hand holds the plunger firmly. The end of the plunger is then suctioned onto the partners anus. Now the partners bowel system may be controlled through a series of simple finger manuvers in the nostrils to greatly enhance the sexual pleasure of the partner. The name is gotten from how the bowels twist and turn while they are being stimulated.
Good luck.
Good luck.
"Yo, man. Did you hear what happened to Slick Dean? I heard that fool got the Logy-Bear Twist?" - Dim Robert
"Don't talk about it man, this is what he wanted." - Big Tom
"Don't talk about it man, this is what he wanted." - Big Tom
by Arthur Cunning November 19, 2015
All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.
The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.
by America is the bad place November 23, 2021
Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.
by The (sixty-nine)'er February 19, 2009