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Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.
Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!
by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina
After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle
by The Vanillist November 25, 2022
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Big ol Waffles

another word for large tits unusually male tits
by The0Baby0God February 22, 2021
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scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018
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Waffling

"Waffling is like when you reach a certain threshold where the words you're saying don't add enough significant value to the impact of your idea to the point where you should just stop talking. Like if you're waffling its like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again and it like doesn't mean anything."
"What is bro waffling on about" in response to someone speaking without saying anything
by WhatIsBroYappingOnAbout November 2, 2023
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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