the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

fuck on

when someone tells you to fuck off but you're feeling like a sassy cunt

person: Fuck off
you: i'd rather fuck on thank you very much

by SlamDuncan32 March 6, 2018

fucked up

when you're either sad or angry at yourself or someone else

'' how're you feeling homie ''
'' I'm fucked up so leave me alone''

by cumshooter5000 August 12, 2021

Fat Fuck

A pretty smart dog from South Africa, this fat fuck eats 15.3KG of cat food on average a day. This little shit is also scared of water.

We had to get a tow truck to rescue fat fuck from the pool.

by fatfuckincorporated December 20, 2024

Fat fuck

A person or someone who is a fat fuck

See that ibo hes a fat fuck

by Omgffffff July 9, 2019

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024