Canadian Cannon Ball

After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.

So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Move The Bale v1

The actual worst Juice WRLD song that has ever been shown, the song was sold by Kinnon & Jowy for 15k and everyone wanted to officially kill themself. Especially the Juice WRLD Server 'Juice Archive' with owners jb30 and Mop.

Person 1 Yo, have you heard that new leak Move The Bale v1, its pretty ass
Person 2 Yeah I have that shit is so terrible Jowy should be arrested

by hmmmisinlovewithbenjamin December 29, 2025

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu

That is a big Turkish legend which means porn of stingray which have to mate with a whale in order to avoid extincton because of getting buried under a sinking ship.

Do any one have Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu ?

by KiyeliPanda February 23, 2019

come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

by Epiklandia November 22, 2020

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021