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fuck me

to ask for sex
example-damn i asked papi to fuck me and he said no
by ...yuhitsmeh... March 15, 2021
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fuck that shit

(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.

See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker
Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.
by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021
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Fuck this shit i'm out

when you are alive and dont like it.
Parent after 2 years: Hows life treating you
You and your mind: Fuck this shit i'm out.
by Shizuki is hot daddy March 19, 2021
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Fuck

This word is said while sayingFuck me daddy/mommy“
Girl: fuck me daddy
Boy: Take off your clothes bbg
Girl: *takes off pants*
Boy: *takes off girls underwear and slides fingers into her vagina*
Girl: ah~
Boy: *takes off pants and slides penis into her asshole*
Girl: “FUCK ME HARDER DADDY AHH”
Boy: *slides penis in and out of girls butt whil taking off her shirt and bra*
Girl: “AH~”
Boy: *continues sliding penis and out while rubbing her tits with one hand and her pussy with the other hand*
Girl: *Moans super loud*
Boy: Girl! Your mom is home!
Girl: oh no!
Mom: Girl! What was that?
Girl: i- uh- The cat scratched me!
Mom: okay
boy: *takes penis out of her asshole, picks her up and slides penis into her pussy*
Mom: *walks in*

Boy & Girl: omg
Mom: Let me join ;) *takes off clothes and shows them her huge boobs*
Boy: *walks up to mom and starts licking boobs*
Girl: *masturbates*
Mom: *goes up to girl and shoves her pussy in girls face while licking girls pussy*

Boy: *fucks mom*
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mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.
Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".
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Fucking Punk

This dying shit never listenin to the instructions.
Webby Garton: "Come Here, Let me get this Fucking punk up right now."
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fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.
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