On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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