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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.
Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.
by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017
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Waffles

A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides
Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!
by Joelsmom January 13, 2023
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Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!
Man, that waffle was good, bro!
by jackanator38 July 2, 2018
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the froggy waffles

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.
Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥
by A gurkie October 18, 2020
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waffle hoe

A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.
Carrie: *yapping about amputations*
Estella: Shut up, waffle hoe. Stop your yapping.
by MangoWinslow May 1, 2024
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Waffling

Sales rep is waffling again!
by Loopt March 3, 2017
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