Trainwreck TV

Something that you know is going to be either horrible, or monotonous (like a security cam), but you can't stop watching..

So I watched Trainwreck tv for 4 hours straight last night...Help!

Trainwreck TV by ocbinor September 30, 2018

taint paster 

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

taint paster by heil hitla June 3, 2010

Taintalizing 

When a very sexy individual is out of your grasp.

"Yeah she's hot, but she has a serious boyfriend."

"I find her quite taintalizing"

Taintalizing by revalent revel in it November 21, 2011

Taint Tugger 

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.

"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."

Taint Tugger by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.

Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!

Tainted Tractor by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014

Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

Taint Turner by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

taint chain 

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

taint chain by Bufonics January 4, 2018