We Dine in Hell

"When" cowards, from a lineage of cowards, go around bragging and boasting about pathetic accomplishments. Threatening to decapitate the very thing they wish they were, and, instead get the very thing they thought they could dish out worldwide, in return. Born of the devil, banished by those who do good, and accepted by folly.

Them Man / Dem Man: "Bro, I done it! All over the house. She even wined and dined me. U got Six - O (£60)?"

Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"

The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"

Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"

by Deer N Goggles March 24, 2024

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Hell

The thing I've single handedly saved humanity from...

Hym "Because Hell is no longer the worst case scenario for any of you... The worst case scenario is you dying and waking up to find me.... Just... There. Wherever it is that you are... Isn't it? Wouldn't that be worse? Think about it.... You thinking about it? Can you picture it? Doesn't that sound worse to you? I don't know. Just a funny thought I had..."

Iam "Hey, man this Little demon show is pretty good. I was hesitant to watch it but yeah...?"

Hym "Huh? For real?"

Iam "Yup. S'pretty good."

Hym "Restart it. I want to watch. I will please me."

Iam "Umm.... Yeah, I'll watch them again." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

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