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God’s Salad

Slang term for the eating of ass

See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo
What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie
by SpicyWeiner58 May 1, 2022
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HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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Keyword Salad

A jumble of words in a paragraph, found in a YouTube video description, that just has a bunch of popular phrases, people, and trends so the algorithm is more likely to recommend people the video.

When a video has these popular words in the description, it will reach more people because of it’s popularity.
Video description: Did you hear what Dream said to Pewdiepie, James Charles, and Mr. Beast? It is super sus among us amogus, funny meme! It’s so TikTok trendy! Will Dreamwastaken be canceled cancel for what he said? Funny fun videos about this internet drama and gossip!
Viewers: What even is this keyword salad…
by mikabugg August 18, 2021
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Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex
my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...
by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015
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Smokey Salad

I'm going for a smokey salad later
by MobeeyNG March 24, 2021
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