The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019
Get the Turtle timemug. by yokai D May 8, 2018
Get the Turtle Modemug. by Jsmooveissaucy September 13, 2016
Get the Turtlemug. by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
Get the turtle pokermug. Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010
Get the turtlemug. I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell
by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018
Get the turtlemug. by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016
Get the big brown turtlemug.