Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

Welsh Tea

Baaaa

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa

by Andy August 24, 2023

Ice tea

Putting suger on pussy before going down

Her pussy was ratchet, so I made an ice tea.

by Chicago child April 15, 2017

tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.

Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag

by TCnc September 23, 2021

Tea

British propaganda

“‘Would you like some tea?’ That sounds like British propaganda.”

by OrangeJuise August 3, 2018

Tea

Tea is the real gossip it is the drama everyone wants to hear about

“Ohhhhhh spill the tea”
“Teeeeeaaaaaaaaa”

by Hi I’m soooo cool December 26, 2018

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018