Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
Get the white knuckle turd trotmug. when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.
then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.
then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.
by AJ5900 July 9, 2017
Get the biff turdmug. by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017
Get the Turd Burgalarmug. A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.
The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’
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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’
-REFERENCE-
(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.
But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .
I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .
I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2020
Get the Turd Nuggetmug. First of the morning turd
by Sporty75 October 7, 2023
Get the turd whislemug. Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
by AfroNinja April 1, 2008
Get the Turd Lancermug. 