Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019

Three-Leg Rowing

When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.

Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.

by Z-Dict February 24, 2021

Leg Dogs

When your legs look like hotdogs in pictures.

I was chillin on the beach tanning my leg dogs.

by Wonder Fuck May 25, 2018

Kanki leg

Crooked/ twisted leg

Me:Why does Kevin have kanki legs?
Kevin:NAHHHHHH

by Kanki legs June 2, 2018

Lift a Leg

Lift a leg is a saying by many human pups to each other to indicate good luck.

Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .

Hey good luck on your pup'formance tonight 'lift a leg'

by TEKPUP May 31, 2019

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

Josh's Leg

The most disgusting, vile, itchy thing in the entire universe.

Wow, your leg is so gross it looks like Josh's leg.

by LoveJoshsLeg May 16, 2018