A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
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Get the Jacob mug.A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
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Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
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