I was wrecked after the session last night but I got up early for the match and we got a few drinks in and it was foot to the floor lets give it socks.
by Marcus_Suridius January 28, 2021
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 07, 2020
by Breecreamsock September 17, 2015
The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 04, 2022
The act of lining your partners anus with a flammable substance and then throwing snapper fireworks at the anus in attempt to ignite said substance.
by BeastMaster42069 September 01, 2017
Friend: how'd last night go?
Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!
Friend: very nice!!!!
Me: straight to pound town!
Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!
Friend: very nice!!!!
Me: straight to pound town!
by Zainy21 September 04, 2017