Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Sock

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.

Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."

"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

Sock

A nickname for a person part of the LGBTQ+ community. They have many friends, most being part of the LGBTQ+ community too. They are a really nice person to be around, and they are really kind.

"Hey, have you seen Sock anywhere?"
"No..."

by 5fi5ve5 September 25, 2022

sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 11, 2017

fuzzy socks

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.

He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.

MY MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK!

by Crempent December 2, 2019