Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

tounge punching the dirt starfish

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

by jeff monroe May 26, 2006

Tounge punch the Fart box

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad

"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"

by princess tounge punch August 22, 2011

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013

Punch me harder Kyle

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch Me Harder Kyle

by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.

Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!

by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023