Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

tounge punching the dirt starfish

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

by jeff monroe May 26, 2006

Tounge punch the Fart box

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad

"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"

by princess tounge punch August 22, 2011

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013

Punch me harder Kyle

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch Me Harder Kyle

by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017