potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"
Ex.-'Jaron'
that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
Ex.-'Jaron'
that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
by potato.goals October 15, 2015
Get the potato goalsmug. by Jekkkwk April 19, 2021
Get the Potatomug. 
Get the Potatomug. The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.
More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
Get the admiral's potatomug. We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.
by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022
Get the National Potato Daymug. by POTATO00 October 7, 2017
Get the Potatomug. Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
Get the Mashed potato neckmug.