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Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.
Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!
by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010
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Pregsy Poo

A man who is under 5' tall and has a 43" waste, with a bulging stomache.
Man does he look Pregsy Poo, he looks like he has a baby in there!
by TheGoldNaster October 21, 2011
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Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.
Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.
by Mr Peel October 7, 2012
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poo hymen

A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.
When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.
by crjoker June 11, 2017
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t-poo

The act of taking a doo-doo butters and texting on your cell phone at the same time.
Alex- Hey i got your text earlier
Trey- Ha, yeah jah you just got t-poo'd.
by tpoointrey October 16, 2008
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poo-puff

Who the hell just poo-puffed? It reeks!
by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
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Poo butter

Poo Butter is the nasty gelatinous fluid that forms under the folds of a fat ladies titties on an extremely hot day. The sweat runs down and collects in the dark cooler folds of skin and congeals into a texture similar to cooled bacon grease thereby becoming poo butter.
Mabel, make sure you lift up both titties and wash all the poo butter out from underneath them
by Nauticamike May 15, 2021
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