Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.
by World Hallmark August 05, 2014
A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III February 05, 2007
Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
by Hi_Capacity February 03, 2011
a highly confusing way of insulting someone like using the phrase "Douche wibler". It means nothing to most and everything to a few, its the insult you can resort to for when your loosing a "Your Mama Battle".
by PGundy July 04, 2010
a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010
Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
by what name do i use? February 10, 2018
by Diarrhea April 02, 2004