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Perfectious 

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.
This girl I know, April, is perfectious.
Perfectious by David April 30, 2003

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.
Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

Perfectacular 

A word used to describe just how amazing someone is. Usually when describing someone you truly care about and no other word means enough. A combination of perfection and spectacular.
Guy 1: "so tell me about this girl Toni, what's she like?"
Guy 2: " mate she is so amazing words can't describe. She's Perfectacular!"
Perfectacular by Swagman5000 September 9, 2015
The state of being both perfect and perverted
Andrew Kim is pervect
Pervect by ak'swife November 24, 2011

Selective Perfectionist

The name given to a person that chooses to complete random tasks to perfection, but lacks the ability to perfect or even attempt the other necessary tasks in life. A Selective Perfectionist has the full potential to do everything "just right" but chooses to waste all of their time perfecting something else when other things require attention. Also known as procrastinating.

See also: Selective hearing
Example one:
John: *In an over-enthusiastic voice* "I just spent 7 hours at work today organizing and perfecting some file drawers, I even re-color coded everything and put it in super-alphabetical order"

Diane: "Well that's great for you John, but have you done your laundry yet or taken out the garbage?"

John: "Uh, no."

Jane: "You're such a selective perfectionist. I want a divorce."

Example two:

Mom: "Jeffrey, have you cleaned up your room yet or packed for the Florida trip?"

Jeffrey: "Not jussst yet. See, I was playing Spore and I started creating my creature, then it needed wings, and I thought some horns would look pretty cool. Then I just had to give it some big eyes and razors for feet. And..."

Mom: "For f@#$ sake Jeffrey, you're 24. Put down the video game and turn your selective perfectionst attitude towards things that need your attention, like your room, or a SHOWER. I need a drink"

Perfectionist Paralysis 

The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.
Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.
Word of the Day on March 1, 2011