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like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo
When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.
by Chippy Chip February 22, 2008
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excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.
Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.
by ed rogers May 24, 2004
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Viewers Like You

A group of people with supposedly bottomless pockets and hearts, who have nothing better to do than use their money to support and influence tv shows to do what they want more than what the general public (via ratings) wants.
Derived from, but not necessarily referring to, PBS.
"Why is this crap still on tv? Aren't the only people who watch this those crazy people who obsess over it and donate all their money to keep it on the air?"
"This Broadcast is Made Possible by Viewers Like You."
"oh."
by RuleNo2 June 10, 2008
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get like me

telling a person to try to be you, with you knowing that they cant. they cant touch you.
" wish you had this,. ha. you sure do, get like me. "
by d.rosee. * August 2, 2008
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I Like Peas

Generic phrase used to answer a question or respond to a situation in a meaningless bland manner.

Inevitably, the user of this phrase seems stupid.
Hey Bob, what's your stance on the political situation in Libya?

"I like peas".
by Mr Reginald X Archbottom April 14, 2011
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Hit like Holyfield

Being "Hit like Holyfield" means that the girl sleeps around a lot. She has been "hit" by many different guys.

The fighters that fought Holyfield typically took many punches and the fights lasted the full 12 rounds. There were "hit" many, many times. A girl that has been "hit like Holyfied" is probably not safe and also has STDs.
Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, but she has been hit like Holyfield so you know you will be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock if you settle for her tonight.
by ERP November 10, 2007
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daddy likes instagram

When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.
T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.
by t pot October 21, 2014
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