Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.

Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.

by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019

Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.

Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

by Raccoon9274 September 17, 2023

California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

Shower Boxing

Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.

John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.

by wedgeguy December 21, 2021

Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.

Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.

by phi1g00d July 21, 2025

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022