I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

I'm Partnered with IBM

Save lives. Coding is just a tool. That's why I'm Partnered with IBM. Save people from water crisis. Make robots.

Hey you. Yes you. I'm Partnered with IBM for "Call for Code"

by kaybubz September 18, 2020

I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the dark.

I'm a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020

I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.

I'M A CREATURE OF THE DARK!!!!!!!!

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020

Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...

*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

................

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

i'm at a pool

i love you, let's get married

person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!

by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020

I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020