by Emily russel March 16, 2019

A girl that you can count on to make your penis erupt. She knows how to attract all men especially ones named Ignacio. She got the killer moves and knows how to “do it” in any part of the house ;)
by 10000000000000 April 15, 2019

Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.
by lusd28 June 1, 2020

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.
by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.
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by emilie hater May 12, 2025

A salty “how would you even do that” and “what even is that” white woman who loves to eat gumdrops and brag about being from Chicago even though she’s from Croatia. Avoid at all costs because she is angry and lecherous
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Guys, I swear, Emily has the funniest reaction when somebody says sugar. Don't believe me? Watch this. Sugar! Did somebody say suga- AHB ASJFEHQF JKEASBK GADGJKFVHADSB FZDSHJHDXFJ
by ChillBill668 May 7, 2024
