dylan

dylan is a player. he will seem nice at first, then slowly start to be rude. never trust a dylan

"look! it's dylan THE SCHOOL PLAYER!"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"

by jojo sdr November 17, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

Dylan Minnette Day

A singer/guitarist in an “indie” band called Wallows along side Braeden Lemasters, Cole Preston and two others. Dylan is amazing at everything tbh. He should have his own day cause he’s a cool person.

“Today is Dylan Minnette Day!!!!!😌”

by ahh_wallows January 30, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is type of guy who is good to be friends with and sometimes great in relationships they usually have bad hair lines and blue eyes but they are still super cute and amazing to be around, most dylans are kinda assholes but they always have good in their hearts. Everyone should know a dylan

Wow that guy looks like a dylan i want to go meet him

by Justalilbitch November 25, 2018

dylan

a screw up

i did a dylan or wow what a dylan

by isdylanok November 10, 2022

Dylan

Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.

Dylan

by JOE727272 November 27, 2021