a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.
by channing lopez May 30, 2010
Get the donkeymug. An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
Get the Donkey Squasagemug. by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
Get the hot donkey pocketmug. A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
Get the Bong Donkeymug. A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
Get the Emotional Support Donkeymug. When a dude stuffs both of his nuts in a females ass while he holds her legs straight up in front of him and fuck the gap between her legs
by Thedemigod207 March 1, 2018
Get the stinky donkeymug. a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up
shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up
a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
by fun&game January 27, 2010
Get the shoulder donkey punchmug.