Lou can I give you a blowjob 

Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.

“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait”

Lou can I give you a blowjob by calamityx28 April 22, 2021

money can’t buy happiness 

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

money can’t buy happiness by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021

b3an.can 

A person who lead the amphibia fandom but it turns out that their a bad person.
They were caught being transphobic, lied about her age, and doesn’t care about any of her followers.

“I can’t believe that marcanne.supremency (b3an.can) lead the amphibia fandom but turn out to be a bad person.”

b3an.can by DemonBurrito July 25, 2021

b3an.can 

the old amphibia fandom leader past ac marcanne.supremacy a fake persom who faked her age and did not care a bout her fans and admitted it but said we betrayed her in the same sentence she admitted💀✋ anyways she is a unloved person who got egotistical and had fatherless behavior when someone only cares about fame and cares about no one means their parent do not love her which makes sense she is faker than kim kardashians butt👽☝️

B3an.can / marcanne.supremacy is a unloved egotistical bitch❤️

b3an.can by lumity_shippr July 25, 2021

I can't believe no one bought these 

something a guy said because he can not believe no one bought those.

Guy 1: These are new! I can't believe no one bought these

I can't believe no one bought these by anonymous July 29, 2021

Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win

Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can”

Monster can test by Mantistoo August 17, 2021

i can text 

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

i can text by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021