squeaky bum time

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.
It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another
by AndyCarroll_Official April 20, 2016
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bum ass negro

A negro that has nothing going on for self or looking for a woman to take care of his grown adult ass.
You are nothing but a bum ass negro always looking for a handout.
by msallat December 16, 2015
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Onion bum shit

If someone says onion bum shit to u it means ur mom gay lol. Ur career just got finished and you’ve been flamed
Person1: onion bum shit
Person2: drinks bleach and dies
by Onion bum shit May 08, 2019
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Ur bum stinks

God, ur bum stinks bud, go clean it already!
by hamburger2020 May 03, 2021
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sweaty bum sex

An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!
Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it

Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss
by Sweaty creator April 09, 2018
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pokie bum wank

Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.
"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"
by Dub_unicorn November 13, 2017
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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.
by miamibeachbum305 December 08, 2021
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