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Bowltending 

When you push your cereal down below the milk line to make it sure it isn't dry when you eat it.
Without bowltending, this cereal would be so dry.
Bowltending by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010
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bowlscraper 

(noun) an exceptionally long persistent turd when excreted from the anus lands in the bowl touching both sides so that when it is flushed does not go down but just spins creating a brown ring, causing repetitive flushing, and fear of overflow.
Michele- "C'mon Todd, just exactly what were you doing in there for so long? There's twenty people out here waiting."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."

Bowlfinger

The end of a finger that's covered with ash from a marjiana bowl.
Mixing a bowl of weed with your finger will give you bowlfinger.
Bowlfinger by Ponziness December 12, 2013

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.
I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

bowling bald 

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
bowling bald by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
A retarded bowl/plate who's parents gave up on raising it when it was under the age of 5.
I'm not eating from that, it's a fucking bowlate
Bowlate by The New english. October 27, 2017