Half eejit

Variation of the irish slang word eejit, generally meaning you are only slightly an idiot. A subtle approach to the insult, generally used on family members when a full insult doesn't feel necessary.

Paddy: I just spilt my drink on the floor

John: Argh! Your a half eejit!

by MJA88 April 23, 2009

half-great-great-granduncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-granduncle is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

half-great-great-granduncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-granduncle.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 17, 2013

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 17, 2013

half lennon

to spill someone else's drink, as a direct consequence of your own action

ben threw a ball and knocked over his Nan's can of V, he didnt think he had "pulled a lennon", but had infact pulled a "half lennon"

by bob denbers December 10, 2009

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024