A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025

Shooting guard for the Bulls. Traded from OKC since there was no way he could be playing with a MVP on the team(allegedly). As of this post, he’s out on a sprained ankle. His last game before injury was versus the Pacers. Not a minor toucher, the allegations were proven wrong recently. He’s great on the court and carries the nicknames “Shrimp on The Barbie”, “Crocodile Dundee” and “The Giddler”. Notably helped the Bulls win against Herro and the Miami Heat.
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025

Josh is a calm, athletic, loud but yet quiet. He knows how to get his girls without even trying. He is the most trustworthy person you will ever know. Josh is helpful and talented when it comes to girls. Josh is amazing!
Girl* ( omg its josh )
Josh* ( oh hi hows your day going )
Girl* ( omg hes soooo nice) giggle giggle
Josh* ( oh hi hows your day going )
Girl* ( omg hes soooo nice) giggle giggle
by Hkshebe June 20, 2019

Someone that trys sport but does not achieve anything. Usually cricket player that buys bat that he thinks are good but are shit and are timber.
Josh has a shit cricket bat
by Josh is shit April 17, 2019

A guy that acts big and bad but is a real Pansey, Josh likes other men and Mens asses. Has small cock and skinny as a tube
by Kipperjosh May 30, 2018

by Lyric WIlson May 26, 2022

A really sexy guy who has an above average sized penis and will always flaunt his money because he always has so much of it, Josh has had 9 different tailors in the past because they cannot make the right sized pants because his dick is just so big. He is usually a tall loving guy who will always respect his parents.
by Not Josh Reimer September 24, 2019
