Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

wet soap dish

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?

by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

roman wet willy

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.

dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts

by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016

Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

wet-ta-ness

that’s wet

my girl had great amounts of wet-ta-ness last night

by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

wet jimmy

A Wet Jimmy is like a Wet Willy except, once the finger is licked it is wiped across the eye, instead of stuck in the ear.

Person1: shut up or im going to give u a wet jimmy.
Person2: you mean wet willy, right?
Person1: no, a wet jimmy.
Person2: wtf is that?
*person one demonstrates*

by SVHSkid September 11, 2007

Wet Dream Team

The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.

My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.

by TheMJofpuns November 12, 2013