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Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.
I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!
by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020
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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
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Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!
Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless
by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020
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Power Wank

Extreme victory mastibation or vigarous public mastibation
As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.
by Dick Dames April 11, 2016
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Wank

First used as a verb in 1905, the word 'wank' was created as a combination of 'wiener' and 'yank.' Wiener being the slang for penis in the US, and 'yank' meaning to pull with great force. Some historians argue that the word wank is a combination of 'willy' and 'yank'. 'Willy' being more common as a slang for penis in the UK.
"Excuse me sir, but could you please refrain from doing a willy yank in our restaurant. It's scaring the other diners."
"Dude, it's called a wank."
by Dikipedia February 27, 2023
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Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024
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Wank

That guy is such a wank.
by sugar.plum January 17, 2020
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